“Soh, would you just be a dear and take your ruthless killing machines outside now? Thanks a bunch now”

The Truman Presidential Library in Independence, Missouri

I promise that the glowing aura around Harry’s grave was due to a bad sun glare and not nuclear fallout.

Speaking of nuclear fallout…get under your desks!

“Interestingly enough, I had actually dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me because I was trying to do to her what Eisenhower’s been doing to the country for the past 8 years.”

Because, when I think Kansas City…I think soccer