People, I’m not going to think about the striking down of Medicaid expansion and the fact that the state of Alabama will continue spend more money on Roll Tide banners than healthcare. That’s for tomorrow. Today…we must just be grateful that Chief Justice John Roberts is not a conservative robot being remotely controlled by Dick Cheney from a bunker in Sun Valley, Idaho. In celebration, I give you a clip of Stephen Colbert pre-recording responses to the myriad possible outcomes of today’s SCOTUS decision:

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